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Dude goes to his doctor and says 'Doc, my arsehole is the size of a dustbin lid' Doc says 'Fuck, I better have a look' So ol' mate down with the pants, bends over and sure enough, arsehole the size of a dustbin lid. Doc says 'Fuck, thats bad. How did that happen?' Bloke says 'I was on safari in Africa and an elephant raped me'. Doc says 'Fuck, thats bad. But I thought elephants had really long cocks, but not all that thick?' Bloke says 'Yeah, but the bastard fingered me first'.

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scorpiox666 Why is my usernam name in Fresh Hell's Feedback on every comment - It's not me !!!

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scorpiox666 And you can post under other people's usernames....

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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.

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scorpiox666 WTF?

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scorpiox666 I wonder if he's left his bank details here anywhere....?

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scorpiox666 And I seem to be posting under someone else's username. I am definitely not Scorpiox666....

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