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Loads of Palestinian flags flying in the crowd at Glastonbury. What a surprise! Must be nice to enjoy a music festival without the risk of getting butchered by a load of goat shaggers... Cunts.

I watched the All Blacks play last night. Well, the England football team if I go by their proper name.

At least 550 Muslims die at Hajj - as temperatures at Mecca hit 51.8C Actually, I'm starting to think that maybe there is a god after all.

Me seeing a black person arrested for a crime: Typical coon, all the same! Me seeing a black person score for England: You fucking legend! You are a true Englishman and I love you all!

Still trying to work out how Albania have managed to find 11 men to put a football team together. I presumed that every Albanian male was already locked up in a UK prison?!

Top 3 deadliest things in Australia: 1. Box jellyfish. 2. Bull shark. 3. Beef Wellington.

I'm completely against stereotyping certain groups of people. Black people: Jay Blades has been charged with controlling and coercive behaviour towards a white woman. Rock stars: Dave Grohl who lives the ultimate rock n roll lifestyle has just fathered a child outside of his marriage. I was shocked to hear about Dave to be honest.

Claudia Winkleman reveals she ‘can’t see her own face properly’ as she opens up about chronic health condition. Trimming your fucking fringe may help...

Bloody warm today. I'm sweating more than Boeing's CEO at the moment.

I used to remember Huw Edwards being famous for reading the News At Ten. Now he's more famous for getting caught with images of nudes aged ten.