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I understand that JK Rowling is working on a new book about Harry Potter... ...I haven't seen anyone milk a small wizard as much since Debbie McGee
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I'm going to France tomorrow for the annual "flicking a ruler on the edge of a desk" competition... ...it's held annually in the Dordogne
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It's"palindrome race day", and I think I know what car will win... ...a Toyota!
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My French mate doesn't believe that eggs are ovoid... ...he's a member of the flat oeuf society
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Yesterday I bought the world's worst thesaurus... Not only was it terrible, it was terrible
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Graham Mackrell, the stadium safety officer in charge at the time of the Hillsborough disaster has been fined £6500... ...sounds a bit fishy to me
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BBC news. Trackless trams to be introduced to Liverpool... ... The scousers keep stealing the metal rails from the old trams to weigh in.
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"Jesus loves you"... Wonderful to hear in a church..... ... Terrifying to hear in a Mexican jail.
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I ordered a new thesaurus from Amazon but when it arrived all the pages were blank... I don't have the words to describe how angry I am
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What's blue and hangs from a cunt? Boris Johnson's tie
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