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james839

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james839

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Old Age-Post Rating : 34

I understand that JK Rowling is working on a new book about Harry Potter... ...I haven't seen anyone milk a small wizard as much since Debbie McGee

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7 years ago-Racism-French-Post Rating : 23

I'm going to France tomorrow for the annual "flicking a ruler on the edge of a desk" competition... ...it's held annually in the Dordogne

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7 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 16

It's"palindrome race day", and I think I know what car will win... ...a Toyota!

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7 years ago-Racism-French-Post Rating : 16

My French mate doesn't believe that eggs are ovoid... ...he's a member of the flat oeuf society

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7 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 13

Yesterday I bought the world's worst thesaurus... Not only was it terrible, it was terrible

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6 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 12

Graham Mackrell, the stadium safety officer in charge at the time of the Hillsborough disaster has been fined £6500... ...sounds a bit fishy to me

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5 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 11

BBC news. Trackless trams to be introduced to Liverpool... ... The scousers keep stealing the metal rails from the old trams to weigh in.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Sexual Innuendo-Post Rating : 11

"Jesus loves you"... Wonderful to hear in a church..... ... Terrifying to hear in a Mexican jail.

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7 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 11

I ordered a new thesaurus from Amazon but when it arrived all the pages were blank... I don't have the words to describe how angry I am

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 10

What's blue and hangs from a cunt? Boris Johnson's tie

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