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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 0

Prince Charles is probably thinking, "I hope the old bag gets the virus and dies"... Prince Edward is thinking, "I hope them eleven bastards will get the virus. (Imagine how camp I could make Britain)" ... I'm thinking, "I wish these 58,983,998 people ahead of me will get it".. Because then I!! I WILL BE KING!! #stillselfisolatingtoomuch#

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 1

Boris Johnson, Prince Charles, Mikel Arteta.. .. All have tested positive for Covid 19. That is due to the fact that they have been tested... ... Apparently, if you are very rich you can get tested. Not only that, but you can get tested in a fucking heartbeat... ... Because the tests ARE available if you have enough fucking money. What does that tell you about the government you voted in

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 3

One thing I've noticed about this coronavirus malarkey is that there doesn't seem to be quite so many holiday adverts....

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 9

I fucking HATE it when some smug bastard acts like they know what they're doing on fucking Tipping Point. It's a completely random game of chance you stupid fucking WANKER!!! #thinkimightbeselfisolatingtoomuch

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 2

Just had the quietest drive home from work, (obviously not a Scouser then, lol). M... ... I fucking LOVE coronavirus me

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5 years ago-Other-Shopping-Post Rating : 5

Has anyone else ever wondered why Kenny, the cuddly Cushelle koala, needs quite so much bog roll...?

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5 years ago-Celebrities-Harvey Weinstein-Post Rating : 4

"Ein" is pronounced "Ine", NOT "Een". It's Harvey Wein "STINE", not Steen. Those stupid American FUCKS can't pronounce it properly, and now you're all doing it too. PACK IT IN!!!

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5 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 2

My friend has an obsession with gathering a fortune in obsolete, and therefore useless, Danish currency.. ... Maybe he has the Krone virus

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5 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 5

This week marks the anniversary of Shergar being taken by the IRA for ransom. Who knew the horse would return many years later married to Prince Charles

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5 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 1

My friend has an obsession with gathering a fortune in obsolete, and therefore useless, Danish currency.. ... Maybe he has the Krone virus

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