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Who the fuck keeps voting for the "Joeydeacon" rants at somebody called Markrees?!!! Am I fucking missing something or what?!! They are CRAP!! Oh, while "me at it", who keeps up voting this fucking retards jokes too. Learn to speak fucking English, you twat. It's "I", not me!!

I'm going to France tomorrow for the annual "flicking a ruler on the edge of a desk" competition... ...it's held annually in the Dordogne

It's"palindrome race day", and I think I know what car will win... ...a Toyota!

I understand that JK Rowling is working on a new book about Harry Potter... ...I haven't seen anyone milk a small wizard as much since Debbie McGee

"Ein" is pronounced "Ine", NOT "Een". It's Harvey Wein "STINE", not Steen. Those stupid American FUCKS can't pronounce it properly, and now you're all doing it too. PACK IT IN!!!

13 French troops have been killed after 2 helicopters crashed during an operation against jihadists in Mali. An investigation has begun into how the helicopters hit each other... ... Errrm, they were flying too close I would imagine.

My wife said she's leaving me because apparently I'm an annoying bastard... ... I almost choked on my vuvuzela!!

Boris Johnson, Prince Charles, Mikel Arteta.. .. All have tested positive for Covid 19. That is due to the fact that they have been tested... ... Apparently, if you are very rich you can get tested. Not only that, but you can get tested in a fucking heartbeat... ... Because the tests ARE available if you have enough fucking money. What does that tell you about the government you voted in

One thing I've noticed about this coronavirus malarkey is that there doesn't seem to be quite so many holiday adverts....

Has anyone else ever wondered why Kenny, the cuddly Cushelle koala, needs quite so much bog roll...?