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A young girl in her underwear is irresistible to me. I'm addicted to knicker teen.

I got raped last night. Someone stole one of my jokes.

US drone strike kills ISIS-K planner. US drone strike martyrs ISIS-K planner. When Americans come to terms with the difference between the two they may start to understand the enemy we are facing.

I caught my son trying to stick metal in a plug socket. So I grounded him.

Dad's not been the same since Mum died. He's been living it up in Thailand while that cheating whore burns in hell.

What do you call someone who posts shit jokes then deletes and reposts them if they don' get enough votes? WTD or Weaverdog... probably a few more names but these two definitely do it. If it's not funny the first time take the hint.

I've raised thousands for Charity. She's my favourite stripper.

It's been 4 weeks since Christmas and I'm still finding glitter under my foreskin.

Yet another woman has rejected me and so I have decided to try sucking cock for the first time. I might even take it up the arse. I know some of you guys swing that way so I was hoping you could give me some advice. So come on Labour voters, how do I get started?

It's surprising the Taliban have banned all music. You'd think they'd be fans of rock's greatest hits.