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Nigella Lawson was excited to hear snow was on the way for Christmas. Until someone explained it was not Cocaine.
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The people who died in a hotel fire in Scotland have been named as a gay couple. That's what happens when you rub two sticks together.
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What's lager backwards? Vomit.
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The Grand Old Duke of York, He had Ten Thousand men. That's why he has AIDS.
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Some great Christmas movies on, I'm watching The Dam Busters. For some reason it has sign language. I'm just waiting for when he has to sign the word Nigger.
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I just got a drone. She never shuts up about herself.
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If you ever meet a woman you're attracted to, the first thing you should do is look at her left hand. If you reckon you can fit it up your arse then go for it.
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What's your favourite Celebrity sex tape? Mine's Mr. Ed.
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CES 2018 has unveiled hands-free, cord-free, rechargeable, use-anywhere breast milk pumps retailing for only £350. Well I've come up with a version that performs all the same functions and is completely free. My mouth.
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My wife has a Pavlovian response. When she sees a Pavlova, she salivates.
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