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What was the man in the iron mask's favourite food? Walled-off salad.
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My son begged me to buy him a Theremin. But then he never even touched it.
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Robbie Williams says "Fame should come with a warning." I think you mean an expiration date.
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The doctor told me I need to stop drinking or I'm going to die. I said "oh I bet you say that to all the guys."
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My favourite porn is where they cut people's heads off. or "close-ups" to use the correct editing term.
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I asked Michael Stipe how often he has sex. He asked his lover, "what's the frequency, Kenneth?"
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Do your philosophy homework. I Kant. No, you sublimate.
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I just started a kebab van. The food's Allah cart. I'll get my burqah.
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It's a bit cloudy today. Maybe I should see a urologist.
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Supermarkets set limits on sale of cooking oil. Well that's Quinten's weekend ruined!
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