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The majority of people believe that the most washed body part in 2021 was the hands. But in fact it was the brain.

When pressed, the tailor, a material witness in the suit, came apart at the seams. His altered testimony completely unraveled. The tale he had woven had been a complete fabrication.

Apparently Glasgow is the murder capital of Europe, while simultaneously the friendliest city in Europe. How do they work that one out? Is it when a Glaswegian stabs you, they give you directions to the hospital?

What's the scientific name for Anti-Vaxxers during a Pandemic? Control Group.

What do you call a magician who's lost his magic? Ian.

Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river. The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.7% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely." The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"

Iron Man is really Fe Male

Breaking: John Travolta was hospitalised after suspected Covid-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts13 bees out onto the counter. "That's one too many!" says the customer. The clerk replies, "It's a freebie."