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My wife said: "I want you to fuck me like a man!" So I did. I fucked her up the arse and called her Steve.

What's the difference between a drug cartel and the government? A drug cartel doesn't force you to take their drug.

A DILEMMA is a difficult choice with two possible options. A TRILEMMA is a difficult choice with three possible options. And a CONUNDRUM is a difficult choice with an infinite number of possible drum kit options.

My Indian neighbour looks after the kids while his wife is out working. He's a namaste at home Dad.

Adele, I've been in a wheelchair most of my life but today I stood up and turned your music off.

What do you get when you stop going to Church? A ten percent raise and Sundays off.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what he did wrong. But enough about my first marriage.

The word “yeshiva “ comes from the Hebrew word to sit. That’s because students in a Yeshiva sit and learn all day The French have the same idea. That’s why their best university is called the sore bun

The bloke who kidnapped Cloe was Australian Aboriginal. We now have evidence of the Stolen Generation, just not in the way bleeding hearts expected.

Evidence of Stolen Generation found in Carnarvon, Western Australia. Not in the way bleeding heart Abo loving lefties were expecting though!