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Has anyone considered the option that Muslim drivers are just shit at driving!

Drug deliveries taking place on an almost daily basis in broad daylight. Users openly bragging about their drug taking. Their lives revolving around their next tablet or injection. The police are seemingly powerless to act. Other than that... Sheltered Housing for the elderly is pretty good!

Christmas Day at Buckingham Palace and Prince Philip is carving the royal turkey. He turns to Prince Harry and says, "Harry, do you prefer dark meat or light meat?"... "Bugger, forget I asked".

Latest Google Home Mini, TV ad... "What temperature do I cook a turkey at Google?" "175" Well, that should successfully wipe out the OAPs of the U.K. that still use fahrenheit.

Why are lesbians shit at cooking? Because they always eat out!

With the latest British Army recruiting ad's that actively promote homosexuality, the Dads Army line, "They don't like it up 'em", is no longer true I guess.

Thanks to the, "Emergency Alert: Ballistic missile threat inbound", warning, sent out in error, U.S. sewage workers are now on overtime as millions of Americans collectively shat themselves.

For those of you who voted for Brexit, you will be pleased to know that thanks to today's earthquake, we are now 2cm further away from Europe.

Swansea town centre has been flattened by the earthquake. Early government estimates put the cost of rebuilding at as much as £150.

SNOW: RED ALERT: To all those born after 1980... Get over your bloody selves! You missed the winters of 1940, 1946/1947, 1952/1953, 1962/1963 and 1978/1979. Stop being a bunch of fairies... grow a pair and deal with it!!! Oh! and put your vest on.