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TWO ISRAELI RULES... 1. DO NOT piss off the Israelis 2. There is no number 2
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Who do you think wrote Sir Kier Starmer's new reset policy entitled... "Labour's 5 Pillars". This mirrors the Muslims fundamental belief of their religion... "The 5 Pillars of Islam". Cultural appropriation or paying homage to their voter base?
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Support the rhinoceros charity... Get a free, cuddly rhinoceros. Support the whale charity... Get a free, cuddly whale. Support the tiger charity... Get a free, cuddly tiger. Support the starving in Africa... Get sweet FA... not even a golliwog! (However, we do get 11.4 million immigrants since 2000)
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October is Black History Month and it has taught me that 34,000 years ago the Bushmen of Africa invented the spear. However, it was 12,000 years ago before the European, pale skinned, hunter gathers put a point on it.
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Sperm donors receive a £10 pay rise per a donation and now receive £45 per visit. When I look back and think how much money has slipped through my hands.
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TOP SHOPPING TIP: Avoid buying plums in any Lebanese markets in case you end up with some Hezbollah bollocks!
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BAD NEWS Police officer suspended for kicking a Muslim in the head at Manchester airport. GOOD NEWS The officer has been approached to join the next England football team for penalty taking.
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Black history of British leaders... England... Rishi Sunak... Out Scotland... Humza Yousef... Out Wales... Vaughan Gething... Out Londinistan... Sadiq Khan... Soon, (we hope)
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The residents of Olly Alexander’s home town, Coleford in the Forest of Dean, are not surprised that he received no points in the Eurovision song contest’s peoples vote. One old resident said, “’E weren’t even gud enough to shag his own sister”.
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I would like to thank Sickipedia for introducing the Wank Break on their web site. From clicking on this site to the time the page actually loads is just long enough to crack one off.
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