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I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt.

BREAKING: Pakistan has decided to officially recognise Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu as a terrorist. The highest civilian title in Pakistan.

Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand lies, He marched them up to interview chairs, Then swore they were alibis. And when they asked for truth, He swore he’d never sweat — But the world remembers otherwise, And the internet won’t forget. Oh, the palace drew the blinds, The press played peekaboo, They said, “He’s taking time away —” From what, we never knew. So raise your teacups high, And whisper through your sighs, “Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He’s fallen from the skies.”

I won £3 million and donated a quarter of it to charity. I now have £2,999,999.75 left.

if you lost your job for celebrating Charlie Kirks death Venezuela needs boat captains.

I found myself a traditional wife. Leaving a man, taking his money and alienating his children is now the tradition.

Trump has 5 kids, 3 baby mamas, lives in government housing, has a mugshot, and Liberals still hate him!

I'm hearing a lot about people throwing dildos on WNBA courts recently. I don't know what they're complaining about. LeBron has been throwing himself onto the court for years and the fans love him!

After Ozzy Osbourne died, millions of bats invaded England— not to feed, but to apply for British citizenship. When asked for ID, they just screamed, “We’ve got Sabbath in our blood, mate!”

Last week, for the first time ever, 2 of the jockeys racing in the Melbourne Cup were female! I can't remember where I saw the video about it, but if you google "2 girls 1 cup" you should find it.