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What’s the difference between a Paki and dog shit? After a week in the sun, dog shit turns white and doesn’t stink anymore!

How many wrinkles does a cunt have? Smile and I’ll tell you.

What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet...

Why do so many Muslims marry their own cousins? To ensure the next generation will be stupid enough to believe Islam!

What do you call a Muslim Elvis impersonator? Amal Shuqkup.

When you bow down in the mosque to pray, make sure to look up at the asshole in front of you, there you'll find Mohammed the Prophet in all it's glory. bismillah.

Ahmed walks in on his father masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, he says, “Father, what are you doing?” His father replies, “Don’t worry Ahmed, you’ll be doing it soon enough!” “Really? Why’s that, father?” “Well, my arm is getting tired…”

A cop in London stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?" The Muslim says, "I am taking it home to keep it in my house." The copper asks, "What about all the flies, the shit and the stink?" The Muslim thinks a moment and replies, "The cow will just have to get used to it."

They should use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments. Muslims breed faster and you won't get so attached to them.

An Arab Imam Shaihibullah and his disciple, Fatima were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Iman and the disciple Fatima surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Imam Shahibullah spoke. "Well Fatima, this looks pretty grim." "I know, Imam." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree." "Fatima, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything Imam." "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." Fatima opened her Burka and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Fatima would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "Imam, could I ask something of you?" "Yes Fatima?" "I have never seen a man's pen!s. Could I see yours?" "I supposed that would be OK," the Imam replied lifting his robe. "Oh Imam, may I touch it?" This time the Imam Shahibullah consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. "Fatima, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true Imam?" "Yes it is, Fatima." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's arse and lets get the hell out of here!