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According to police, Plymouth shooter Jake Davison was part of the "incel" movement. "Incel" means involuntary celibate, which is a posh way to say "wanker".

2 Jews killed in Manchester. The 5 men were in a synagogue when the murderer stabbed all 10 of them. Police said: we regret the death of 20 people at the synagogue. 50 families have lost a loved one today.

Tel Aviv fans won't be able to cry antisemitism when Villa pump them at the Park.

The old variant-naming system was better, we knew how deadly they were then. The South African variant - athletic but useless The Greek variant - long living but lazy The Indian variant - filthy, irritating, smells of BO and would neutralise anything antibacterial

Unite the Kingdom. By gathering a load of dickheads in one place.

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe's husband speaks following her new sentence. "Whiney whiney whine whine moany moany moan moan"

Breaking news, 44 dead in crush at festival in Israel. Officials say the death toll is set to rise to over 100 by the end of the week, and to over 6 million by the turn of the century.

"James Duddridge, the UK’s minister for Africa, appeared to confuse Zimbabwe with Zambia in a speech at the funeral of Kenneth Kaunda" PM Boris Johnson has said he will personally apologise on his next trip to Hubba Hubba Yum Yum.

In their latest effort for peace with Israel, Hamas have organised an open air concert on the border in memory of the dead

So I was trying on an earring in a shop while talking to a mate on the handsfree. Of course I was masked up because of Covid. I just grabbed my sunglasses to put on when my ear turned round and said: "Dyou want me to hold your fucking bag as well?!"