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Breaking news, 44 dead in crush at festival in Israel. Officials say the death toll is set to rise to over 100 by the end of the week, and to over 6 million by the turn of the century.

Breaking news, 44 dead in crush at festival in Israel. Officials say the death toll is set to rise to over 100 by the end of the week, and to over 6 million by the turn of the century.

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe's husband speaks following her new sentence. "Whiney whiney whine whine moany moany moan moan"

The old variant-naming system was better, we knew how deadly they were then. The South African variant - athletic but useless The Greek variant - long living but lazy The Indian variant - filthy, irritating, smells of BO and would neutralise anything antibacterial

"Jewish man targeted with antisemitic abuse on Tube and bus in separate incidents within an hour" Uber have officially apologised for their lack of involvement up until now and have promised to fuck up the next yid that books a cab.

"James Duddridge, the UK’s minister for Africa, appeared to confuse Zimbabwe with Zambia in a speech at the funeral of Kenneth Kaunda" PM Boris Johnson has said he will personally apologise on his next trip to Hubba Hubba Yum Yum.

"Dustin Poirier asked UFC for rule change for Conor McGregor trilogy fight" He didn't think it was fair for every punch he landed on McGregor's chin to count as a low blow.

So I was trying on an earring in a shop while talking to a mate on the handsfree. Of course I was masked up because of Covid. I just grabbed my sunglasses to put on when my ear turned round and said: "Dyou want me to hold your fucking bag as well?!"

According to police, Plymouth shooter Jake Davison was part of the "incel" movement. "Incel" means involuntary celibate, which is a posh way to say "wanker".

Earlier, the Countdown presenter Rachel Riley posted a video to social media of people waving Palestinian flags and sounding car horns. She also wrote: “Moany moany moan moan, whiney whiney whine whine"