Sickipedia

"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian. "I'm proud to be black." Said the African. "I'm proud to be white." Said the racist.

I remember my first sexual encounter. It was with my Uncle Frank in his bed. His tool was a bit big for my small bottom back then but he was gentle and didn't expect me to wake him up

I had my first homosexual sex last night with a guy who has HIV. I didn't get him to use a condom because I have anal gonorrhea so the last laugh is on me!

I've updated my Tinder profile, but there are still no girls within 10 miles of me. Must be the restraining order

Whenever I invite a girl home she says "only if you make me laugh" Well you should see them rolling about when I whip my manhood out!

They say a woman is turned on by a funny man. Well how come I'm still single?

Why do cats copulate doggie style?

Your wife is so fat....that she can't part her legs for intercourse

My wife has been trying to lose some weight and as me to find her a slimming club. Well. I came back from the shops and I told her in no uncertain terms that they only have Orange or Mint flavours and neither of them are slimming ones. Oh how we laughed

My doctor advised me that I should try and get a little exercise each day. So I have become a rapist. I chase women through the woods