Sickipedia

Sickipedia is a lot like the UK, used to be proud, strong, and everyone participated. Now look at us, all this damn colored crap running around making it shite.

A beautiful blond woman goes to the doctor looking amazing with her hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a designer purse. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" She says, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind ... but I'm ashamed to tell you where." "It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone." "Okay," says the woman. "It was at Tesco".

Astronaut Katy Perry is splitting up with Orlando Bloom. I guess she...needed more space....

So the new Pope took the name Leo. Does this mean no nuns over the age 25 from here on?

Anyone else rooting for a complete "One Direction" reunion by the end of this year?

Like Eminem said "it's called window Payne".

Anyone who air drums to Def Leppard with 2 hands is a right cunt.

In America they have a gun buyback system. They will give you $300 if you turn in a gun. No questions asked. I want to do the same, but instead of guns, it's Celine Dion albums. You turn in a Celine Dion album, no questions asked. You get $300 dollars... and a gun. Please someone shoot Celine Dion.

I got a new job as an insecurity guard. I follow people with low self esteem and make sure they never get a compliment.

Pretty amazing that Bob Barker died at 99 and didn't go over a dollar.