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4 hours ago-Funny-blonde

A beautiful blond woman goes to the doctor looking amazing with her hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a designer purse. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" She says, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind ... but I'm ashamed to tell you where." "It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone." "Okay," says the woman. "It was at Tesco".

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