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D-Day

Fuck! I've been diagnosed with a disease that keeps transforming me into capital cities.... It's really starting to Hanoi me now.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of exploding Muslims.

So, if John Lennon said The Beatles were bigger than Jesus and some christian shot him dead..... then all we need to do is spread the rumour that Jeremy Corbyn said that he and his snowflake friends were bigger than Mohammad and the problem should sort itself out.

I was once trapped on a desert island and to be honest, the three albums I brought didn't help a damn bloody thing.

They say that if you're not fond of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I don’t care for Muslims.

Did you know you can TRIPLE the battery life of your smart phone by simply PUTTING THE FUCKING THING DOWN!?!?

A terrorist attack in a public swimming pool would be disastrous, experts have warned.... As it's totally against the rules to run anywhere by the pool.

RIP Larry Flynt. A man whom seen more hairy gashes than an ER Surgeon in Syria.

Huge congratulations to Whitney Houston whom is now 9 years sober and drug free! Way to go Whitney!