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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the cunt has got the fucking chicken's job as well

What do you call an Indian man on a karaoke? Gerupta Singh

Someone brought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He reckons it's the most violent book he's ever read

What's black and screams like fuck? Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Me and the mrs were watching crimewatch and they were talking about a bank robbery that had taken place. They showed a picture of one of the suspects and said "Have you seen this man?" I phoned up the hotline but apparently "No" wasn't the answer they were looking for

British weather is like a muslim It's either sunni or shi'ite

British weather is like a muslim It's either sunni or shiite

Jokes about vaginas are not funny Period

I phoned up virgin media to register my debit card so I could top up my phone without going out. "What is the name on your card?" Asked the woman on the other end "Gary J Evans" I replied. "J for Juliet?" She asked I said "No! J for James"

Next door's dog shit in our garden again this morning. My wife said "Get a spade and throw it over their fence" I don't see what that will prove though? Because we've still got dog shit in our garden and now the neighbours have got our spade