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About Me
Everything I post is a joke, nothing on here is real. These are not my views in any way shape or form.
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I'm so into recycling, climate change activism and green initiatives that I... Washout my condoms to reuse and pick up dog shit with my bare hands. I'm that dedicated... I don't even have a dog or a girlfriend. Nod to HetPaard.
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A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge... He eventually came around.
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A bloke called me a paedo the other day... I nearly choked on the altar boys cock.
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Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park. They say ”Its just like Disneyland.” Yeah except the 6-foot mouse is real.
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I asked my Wife “Am I the only one you’ve been with?” “Yes... but I’ve had some sevens and eights.” She replied.
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My girlfriend accused me of ”Cheating on her”. I thought to myself: ”She's beginning to sound just like my Wife”.
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A single sperm has 37.5 Megabit of information in its DNA. An ejaculation represents a data transfer of approximately 1,587.5 Terabit of information. I know this could be a lot of information for some feminists to swallow.
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Sickipedia needs more users and writers. So I've come up with an idea... Ok, ‘bare’ with me on this one... We need publicity, we have to get the Sicki name out there. So live on YouTube I will rape Greta Thunberg with ”Sickipedia” wrote across my arse. People will see my white derriere rising and falling, pounding away for a just cause. I'm willing to take one for the team. Anyone who wants to join in and make it a gang bang, feel free to upvote or comment.
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Waiting for the consultant at the hospital in the outpatient waiting area. It's full of pensioners, geriatrics and the disabled... There's a service I get free on the NHS... A strong aroma of cigarettes and piss.
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When people call me a bald cunt. I say it's a solar panel for the love machine.
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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