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Staying at a B&B, theres that awkward feeling, you’re in somebody's home, like your mates house, his parents are there... but he's dead.

My mate had one of his testicles removed today after finding a lump. That's how serious he is about mashed potato. Old site

I watched some Japanese porn last night. You should've seen the f**king t*ts on those b***hes.

Just finished writing my new book It's about existentialist philosophy and authentic existence for five to nine year olds... It's a picture book called 'Why is Wally'?

I'm at that age now where I'd rather have a good bowl of soup than sex with the wife. Burns though!

An American Physics professor was commenting that 9/11, as he puts it, was a terrible tragedy. Looking from a neutral standpoint. I argued that, they supported Israel, were involved in the Persian Gulf War and have a continued military presence in the Middle East. For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction... 3000 people killed. Two towers razed to the ground. Happy 11/09/18.

A “monster” that’s “Extremely dangerous” due to hit the USA. Serena Williams at it again I see.

Last week was a bad one, my wife left me for my best mate, I lost my job and to top it off the doctor has diagnosed cancer. At least I’ve a holiday booked to Florida, fly out tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank. Old Sicki.

As if my life couldn’t be any worse the doctor says I need a bone marrow biopsy to check for Lymphoma. On the upside, at least I don’t have cancer.