Sickipedia

Scouser walks into a library ... Scouser: "Excuse me lass. I'm looking for a book about Liverpool Football Club in the Premier League era". Librarian: "Not got a title?" Scouser: "Yeah, that's the one"

I was going to post a joke about some random guy that lives a few streets away from me, until I realised you sort of have to know him to get the joke, so it would be meaningless to everybody else and therefore there would be no point in me posting it. Then I remembered all the Gary Haggerty memes.

"Hilarious scenes at The Crucible as a pigeon flies onto the table at World Snooker Championship" What's so amazing about that? I once saw a Parrott win the whole fucking tournament.

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19. Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

What do you call a sick joke website that censors out swear words and has warnings on its memes? Finished.

Leaked documents have revealed what will happen when the Queen dies. Let me guess .... I'll laugh and celebrate I'll then go straight to Sickipedia Sickipedia will already have crashed TV will be nothing but shite for 2 weeks

Calls have grown for Emma Raducanu to be made an MBE, OBE or even a Dame following her win at the US Open. It is not yet known if the Queen will grant an honour to the teenager, but Prince Andrew has stated he would love to give her one.

Azeem Rafiq has denied posting antisemitic tweets in 2011. He claims the story is all just a big Paki lies

A 15-year-old girl from Herefordshire killed her newborn baby by stuffing his throat with cotton wool. I'm guessing he wasn't black ... If he was, he would have picked it out.

Former Everton striker Wayne Rooney was asked to give his opinion on Gylfi today. "It's my favourite type of porn", he replied