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Did you hear Elbow and Kneecap will both be headlining Glastonbury this year? It's a joint top billing

Parks of Hamilton have instructed the driver of the Rangers team bus to exceed the speed limit. That way, they might pick up 3 points on the road.

Sir Chris Hoy has announced that his cancer is terminal and worse than first thought He only has four years to live. Doctors originally told him it would benign.

Indian tycoon Ratan Tata has died aged 86. Tata Ratan

I must say, the news that Italia 90 top goalscorer Salvatore Schillaci has died at only 59 years old came as a Toto shock.

A Miss Switzerland finalist has been strangled and PUREED in a blender by her husband. What the fuck is tamata with some people?

An international manhunt is underway to locate a man who fled Australia after pouring boiling coffee on a baby. Police have released CCTV footage on YouTube and I was shocked to see it was totally unfiltered.

It was only last week I read that OJ Simpson was bravely battling cancer. Well, I guess he musta' quit.

The worst part about Kate Middleton having cancer ... Hangsap will post another shitty video

Prince William is said to be unsure how to take the news Kate has cancer. On one hand, he's scared she might die, but on the other, he's delighted that he won't be the baldiest bastard in the house anymore.