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How can we recognise Palestine...even the locals don't recognise the place anymore.

I broke my New Years Resolution today and wanked in my daughters face cream again

Manchester attacker named Jihad Al-Shamie... Surely even in Starmer's Britain that name should ring a fuckin bell

Somebody phone for thambulace

I wonder if Luke Littler would hit you in the face every time with a snowball

Breaking News..... Notting Hill Carnival future funding in doubt. Maybe Stanley Knife could step in and sponsor it

A teacher told me at school I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. But I've just made a lovely pair of jugs and a vase.

What do you call a shit Indian pub singer... Khan Singh

Alex Scott has left Australia with her girlfriend Jess Glynne within hours of being voted out. A spokesperson said they will be performing their own bush-tucker trials in private from now on.

So this is how you turn a joke site, into a fucking joke site then. The King is in exile, the honourable member for Lenny Kravitz's arse is being trolled, there's no pedigree chum jokes and now, even Wasps give up on it. Never looked forward so much to Sickipedia being down again. So when its relaunched, this will all turn out to be a nightmare, and the admins aren't really that thick to think this is working