Sickipedia

So this is how you turn a joke site, into a fucking joke site then. The King is in exile, the honourable member for Lenny Kravitz's arse is being trolled, there's no pedigree chum jokes and now, even Wasps give up on it. Never looked forward so much to Sickipedia being down again. So when its relaunched, this will all turn out to be a nightmare, and the admins aren't really that thick to think this is working

My wife asked me tonight if I'm ok, and why I haven't been my normal, sarcastic, insulting, cynical, racist, misogynistic self for the last 2 weeks. I said " I think ransomware has taken over Sickipedia and changed it into a circus with a piss poor format that no one likes, so no one is posting jokes But I can tell you some fat wife or gay son gags"

And they thought that 2023 joke writers strike was bad....

My bank just froze my account for buying not 1, but 2 lots of gems. Not an easy conversation explaining why you are buying something from a site called Sickipedia to someone on 73 ruppes an hour. So as a majority share holder now, I'd like to point out Season 8, episode 19 of Family Guy...."The Splendid Source" A search for the secret place where all the best joke writers meet. This is it. Don't ruin it. Lose the mixed up memes n gags. Best joke at the top. Put all our years of great jokes back. I'll get my string pull bag with all my gems in

King Charles was the first person to plant some flowers at the LGBT Armed Forces memorial at the National Memorial Arboretum. Its hoped that the pink pansies will come annually.

So it's Less Daly and Nomordia Winkleman from now on

If I promise to buy some gems, will you promise to press the "system restore" button on the site to last week please?

French Police have released the name of their number one suspect, in the Louvre Museum robbery. Leonardo da Pinchi

Violent Swedish gangs are sending assassins to execute rivals, whilst they are holidaying in the Costa del Sol. So if you're going away, beware of the Swedish Guesthouse Mafia

Eric Clapton has formally opposed the reconstruction of a £2.3million residence next to his estate. Probably doesn't want to hear all the Knock Knock Knocking round next door