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Now Brexit is 'done' What's next? 🇳🇱 = Nethermind 🇮🇹 =Quitaly 🇫🇷 = AdiEU 🇪🇸 = Españope 🇧🇪 = Belgone 🇫🇮 = Finnished 🇸🇪 = Swedone

A German walks into a bar. "A Martini please" The bartender replied "Dry" The German responded "Nein, just the one please! "

I've just seen the new Batman shampoo in Tesco. I believe they are missing a key market by not producing a conditioner Gordon.

Anyone taking bets on what this year's Christmas No.1 will be?

If niggers aren't lazy..... ... how come KFC don't have a breakfast menu?

A young apprentice at the local mortuary was left to manage on his first night shift alone. In the morning, the boss comes in and asks if there had been any admissions during the night. The young apprentice keen to impress, said that indeed a young lady had been brought in, he had prepared and labelled the body ready for the post-mortem. The boss asked if there was anything unusual about the young woman, anything obvious. The apprentice said that he felt it was strange that she had a prawn sticking out of her fanny. The boss, intrigued asked the young apprentice to show him. Upon close inspection the boss said that it was the young lady's clitoris and not a prawn. The young apprentice thought for second before responding "well it tasted like a prawn"

_ e p _ i _ So close too. Hangman can be such a cruel game

Looking for a bit of advice... What's the best number of Roses to give the girlfriend for Valentine's Day? - 6? 12? 24? Or the whole tin?

It's that time of year again, when Noddy Holder sits down, puts his feet up and gets out his calculator. Old site I think.

What do you call a bag of cunts? Clitoris Allsorts