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A young apprentice at the local mortuary was left to manage on his first night shift alone. In the morning, the boss comes in and asks if there had been any admissions during the night. The young apprentice keen to impress, said that indeed a young lady had been brought in, he had prepared and labelled the body ready for the post-mortem. The boss asked if there was anything unusual about the young woman, anything obvious. The apprentice said that he felt it was strange that she had a prawn sticking out of her fanny. The boss, intrigued asked the young apprentice to show him. Upon close inspection the boss said that it was the young lady's clitoris and not a prawn. The young apprentice thought for second before responding "well it tasted like a prawn"
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