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G'day mateys Lets fuck some Sheilas Vote a few jokes down flamin galars

G'day sluggers Had to get some tucker on the barbie 3 chooks Threw the stuff in the yewt Fair dinkim Then voted a few gags down

You little beauty Had a bit a brekkie this arvo and voted down you mongrels jokes

G'day mateys Goina vote all you mongrels down after brekkie

G'day mateys, Couple of mongrels still operating on this site with heaps of accounts to their bloody names. The flaming gallahs are spamming the site with reposts. One hoon beats up sheilas, the others just a flaming drongo, fair dinkum.

How many Aussie men does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a woman's bloody job!

G'day mateys, Couple of mongrels still operating on this site with heaps of accounts to their bloody names. The flaming gallahs are spamming the site with reposts. One hoon is a cunt, the others just a flaming drongo, fair dinkum.

Has to be done in an Australian accent. Aussie Dj asks people to call in with words in use but not in the dictionary. DJ - "Ok caller, what's your word" Caller - "Gaan" Dj - "And how would you use it in a sentence caller" Caller - "Gaan fuck yerself" Dj apologises to the audience and takes the next call. DJ - "Ok caller, what's your word" Caller "Smee" Dj - "And how would you use it in a sentence caller" Caller "Smee again. Gaan fuck yerself"

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.  Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.  Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?'  'Shane's wife gave it to me.' Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?' 'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow".'  She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'

The Aussie cricket team are looking to recruit Funniman, he's exactly the kind of person they need.... Coach Justin Langer said "He's a bigger cheater than Cameron Bancroft".