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Whenever I take a British woman home I am always the perfect gentleman. I even place a glass of water by the side of the bed for her Dentures.

Every time I see that Canestan advert for "Bacterial Vaginosis" I think.... "MarkRees1981"

A British Dentist has won "International Dentist of the Year" All he got was a little plaque.

The waitress said, “are you ready to order?” “My wife is in the ladies, “ I said “Do you know what she’s having?” “Well she’s been gone 10 minutes so probably a shit.”

MarkRees1981 is my name I have just 2 jokes, that's my fame I comment crap on all your jokes And like some anal but just with blokes I tried sex once with a girl But my poor cock just won't un-twirl I think I'm funny but no I'm not I let men fuck me quite a lot My sphincter now has gotten loose I could lay an egg of a goose I've been fucked by many men It's certainly more than fucking ten I like to drink cum from a glass That's been filled up from my ass So don't pick on me I beg you please For I'm Mr. Unfunny, Mark Rees

What weighs 45 stone and has more teeth, guns and brain cells that all Britons? 3 Americans

How can you tell that Ken Dodd was a Briton? Have you seen his teeth?

The whole world drinks tea without milk. Britons though not only drink tea with milk they also adore and worship Simon Cowell.

Every time I take my Yorkshire Terrier to the dog groomers, she empties his anal glands. Anyway. Tracy, the mobile hairdresser refuses to cut my hair now.

What a pile of fucking shit this site has become. Now you have Hannah/Percival/sickiadmin telling everyone how he does it. What a fucking insult to a once great site. Come back fles/bonl/cc and all the rest of the guys who knew how to run a site. I feel sorry for the writers who are still trying. It's like spraying air freshner in a fucking sewer.