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In the USA, if you want to live and work here, you need a Green Card. In Britain, you need a Blue Badge

Britons are really quite slow. Probably because if they are not driving around in caravans, they're in their mobility scooters.

There has been so much said about Pakistanis not integrating into British society. To be fair to Pakis, they would look a bit odd wearing tit-high trousers, missing teeth and driving around in a mobility scooter.

In America, most people drive a huge pickup. In Germany, they drive a BMW or Mercedes In the UK, most Britons drive a mobility scooter

Why do British police travel in threes? One who can read, one who can write and a third to keep an eye on the two intellectuals

A British Dentist has won "International Dentist of the Year" All he got was a little plaque.

I see the mayor of Londonistan wants to have a second referendum. My suggestion to Britons is why not have a second vote on who should be Mayor of London. Until the right result is obtained.

Whenever I take a British woman home I am always the perfect gentleman. I even place a glass of water by the side of the bed for her Dentures.

I took this British girl back to mine. We ended up in bed and she was there with her ass in the air saying “hey big boy. Fill my cavity” Quick as flash I made up some amalgam and gave her a filling.

I met this British girl in London. She told me she did “oral without” When I kissed her I could tell immediately she brushed without a fluoride based toothpaste