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My dog loves it, when I bring home some tit-bits for him after work. One of the perks of working in the local mastectomy unit.
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The wife hates it when I snore. Especially when we're having sex.
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Two Irish men on their way home after a night in the Pub find a head lying on the pavement. One picks it up by the hair, holds it above his head into the light and says, "'Tis Murphy be Jesus". The other one says, "Don't be so feckin silly, he was never that tall".
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Following a break in at a gun store in the USA, the Police issued a statement. "We are doing everything we can to stop these weapons from falling into the hands of criminals". Bit fucking late for that isn't it?
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When Jeremy Corbyn shagged Dianne Abbot, why wasn't he charged with having an offensive person on his weapon??
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Good news: I managed to get my cock and balls in the Guiness book of records. Bad news: I am now banned from W. H. Smiths.
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The day after Jean Charles De Menezes got taken out in a London tube Station, my missus asked me if I'd like to do a Brazilian on her. I said, "I'd love to". I then threw her to the ground and shot her in the head several times.
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Just got a new Website for Welshmen up and running. Visit http//www.ewe-tube.co.uk
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A woman goes for a shit in the woods. When she's finished, she screams to her husband, "Come quick, I think I've just had a miscarriage, I could see its ittle arms and legs moving, then it stopped". The husband looks at the steaming pile of shit and says, "You daft twat, you've just shit on a frog".
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My wife was a victim of the big "C". I'm now suing Currys for damages after the initial letter of their shop sign fell on her.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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