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More often than not, a massage will turn into sex. Which is why I'm no longer the physio at Doncaster Rovers.
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The money is always a nice little bonus. But the real joy in robbing the Post Office is watching the fucking staff move quickly for once.
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I hate using condoms as they just take the natural feeling away. I can't feel it rubbing against the skin of my hand.
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I had a wonderful evening with my wife tonight at the cinema. She stayed quiet for over 2 hours.
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McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown. With a gun.
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I just noticed on the Bookie's window: Open Sunday 11-2. I'll have a tenner on that. He was open last Sunday.
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After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he’s looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes.
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The cost of declaring myself bankrupt in England and Wales is £700. Fucking hell, if I had £700 I'd declare myself well off.
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Thought I was onto a winner last night in a karaoke competition. Turns out the theme tune to match of the day isn't as popular as I thought.
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What has McDonalds and a red light got in common? My wife always drives through them.
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