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My family think I have OCD so I googled the symptoms. There were a lot. So I organised them in to categories, then catalogued those categories, created a chart of the symptoms that I might have, then counted all the symptoms. Turns out I have severe autism

I used to have difficulties with premature ejaculation. It's much better now because every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I think about my wife

Did you hear about Axel Rudakubana attacking a prison officer? Such a shame. She's really fallen since winning the U.S. Open a few years ago.

Michael Jackson was one of the greatest artists of all time. A true global megastar. Yet despite constant accusations of grooming and sleeping with white children his music is still adored by generations today. This goes to show that the only way to get away with child molestation is to have exceptional music. Or to be a Muslim taxi driver.

I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour. They said, 'Kier Starmer is a prick, but that's not an emergency

A lot of women say that they're uncomfortable with the male gaze when out in public. I would agree with that but go further and say let's not ignore the lesbians and queers.

Trump says DEI hiring caused the recent crash, and people are calling him racist. But he’s got a point—I don’t remember seeing any white pilots on 9/11.

I've never been that into football but now that women's team has reached the final I've found a new kind of couldn't give a shit

I went to see my girlfriend the other day. Although now that I'm married, technically she's not my girlfriend. She's my mistress.

It's not a safe place out there. Just the other day my wife was telling me that she beat off three guys at work