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I used to have difficulties with premature ejaculation. It's much better now because every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I think about my wife

My family think I have OCD so I googled the symptoms. There were a lot. So I organised them in to categories, then catalogued those categories, created a chart of the symptoms that I might have, then counted all the symptoms. Turns out I have severe autism

My dad; what a bad ass. Colon cancer.

A lot of women say that they're uncomfortable with the male gaze when out in public. I would agree with that but go further and say let's not ignore the lesbians and queers.

It's not a safe place out there. Just the other day my wife was telling me that she beat off three guys at work

I've never been that into football but now that women's team has reached the final I've found a new kind of couldn't give a shit

We got home after a long day with the kids and the wife said, 'can you put the baby down'. Anyway, long story short I found an all night vet who did the job for me. The wife was not happy though

Did you hear about Axel Rudakubana attacking a prison officer? Such a shame. She's really fallen since winning the U.S. Open a few years ago.

Trump says DEI hiring caused the recent crash, and people are calling him racist. But he’s got a point—I don’t remember seeing any white pilots on 9/11.

I went to see my girlfriend the other day. Although now that I'm married, technically she's not my girlfriend. She's my mistress.