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We got home after a long day with the kids and the wife said, 'can you put the baby down'. Anyway, long story short I found an all night vet who did the job for me. The wife was not happy though

At a job interview I was asked to describe myself in three words. I said, 'concise'.

I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour. They said, 'Kier Starmer is a prick, but that's not an emergency

I used to have difficulties with premature ejaculation. It's much better now because every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I think about my wife

My family think I have OCD so I googled the symptoms. There were a lot. So I organised them in to categories, then catalogued those categories, created a chart of the symptoms that I might have, then counted all the symptoms. Turns out I have severe autism

My dad; what a bad ass. Colon cancer.

A lot of women say that they're uncomfortable with the male gaze when out in public. I would agree with that but go further and say let's not ignore the lesbians and queers.

It's not a safe place out there. Just the other day my wife was telling me that she beat off three guys at work

I've never been that into football but now that women's team has reached the final I've found a new kind of couldn't give a shit