Sickipedia

Hannahing: noun - pron. (le coq womble) meaning. To write unfunny things which no one finds humorous proceding immediately by using very basic means to make ones self look popular. "oh steve, look at the cunt over there on sickipedia hannahing herself to the top" "oh yes vernon, i see her hannahing, well thats fucked up my evening of repeating sick jokes to the wife to get her in the mood."

Father: ....He was a very brave soldier, and that son, is how your grandfather won the War of Sickipedia Trolls in 2018-2019. Son: Wow!! Has he got any war medals? Father: No son, all he left us was this blue shield.

Father: ....He was a very brave soldier, and that son, is how your grandfather won the War of Sickipedia Trolls in 2018-2019. Son: Wow!! Has he got any war medals? Father: No son, all he left us was this blue shield.

What do you call a dinosaur with piles? An itchysaurus

I'm just hearing the news that a black family is moving to Coronation Street Does this mean they will open a KFC so they can feed the kids?

Dear BBC, I've a solution your 'gender pay gap' issue. If you change the name of the system to 'gender pay spectrum', you will get all LGBT help you need. Kindest regards Batty Boy

Old joke.... But a favourite of mine Why does Edward Woodward have four D's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar

A cash machine has just charged me £2.00 for a cash withdrawal, but still told me to cover my PIN to stop me getting robbed. Pretty ironic really....

Went out for a few drinks at the local wetherspoons earlier with not a drop of EU alcohol in sight Got absolutely brexited

How do you save a princess? You contact Mario... ... You guessed it, on a Luigi board