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Right me ol' chums, how to lose chums in 7 simple steps. Step 1. Block every chum on here Step 2. Unblock two of your chums Step 3. Revel in the fact you made a funny Step 4. Post your funny Step 5. Wonder why your funny isn't getting upvotes Step 6. Ask every chum who comments on your funny to upvote Step 7. Blame every other chum, except your chumming self.

I was once told I had 20/20 vision, but I never saw this coming

Nineties: A German with no neckwear.

BBC News: Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden has named Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate - the first black woman and Asian American in the role. It took the Americans this long to work out who the better runners were

When you do your best to follow the rules, make your own meme, stay within the criteria of what the Sicki PM has said, crack a joke for the very first time Only to be unpublished by the mods with no reason as to why. I think I'll go outside and walk to the beach, a £60 fine is far more fun. #JogonJoggers

We're gonna have sex with the windows open at around 7pm on Thursday evening, Just so we get a round of applause as we finish at 8pm.

Whats happening to the travelling community? Surely everything they do is non-essential travel. Maybe this will wipe them out.

I saw Paul from the chucklebrothers in Asda earlier I said "Oi, Two metre you"

I'm still trying to social distance from your wife wasp

Whats happening to the travelling community? Surely everything they do is non-essential travel. Maybe this will wipe them out.