Mohammed from next door called me there, telling me he got a threatening letter in his mail this morning, poor cunt was scared stiff...
....turns out it was a £1.50 off dove soap coupon.
I tried to light vapes fart earlier but his fart was a squirty one and put out the flame, his pants got a bit wet though but the juice was worth the squeeze
I saw my son and his friends playing hide and seek today...
...I couldn't believe what I was seeing, so I shouted at them to get inside immediately and play fortnite like normal kids.
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