My neighbour keeps coming into my kitchen and making himself cups of tea whenever he fuckin feels like it... so I got him a Spurs shirt for his birthday, that'll stop the cunt lifting anymore cups!
Sometimes you just cant win
i thought i would be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady
2 mins later she said
" will you Fuck off i am trying to have a shit"
Mohammed from next door called me there, telling me he got a threatening letter in his mail this morning, poor cunt was scared stiff...
....turns out it was a £1.50 off dove soap coupon.
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