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Here's a good joke, "GenghisIV the fucking tooth fairy"

After years of taking the piss out of my anorexic wife. She finally snapped

I was in bed with the missus last night when I let rip with a huge fart "Goooal! one nil" I shouted. Then the wife toots one out, "Goooal!! one all" she proclaimed. Anyway, I was straining so much to get the next fart out, I followed through and shit the bed. "What the fuck was that"? said the missus I replied "Half time whistle, change sides"

Hope you like this one Leemack. A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and says: "This is Amanda" His Dad jumps up and shouts "It nae fucking better be"

Pinewood Studios have released a film entitled "Fifty Shades of Thick Fat Cunts" It's a film about Yanks

GenghisIV reminds me of a slinky spring. No useful purpose in life,but it brings a smile to your face when you push it down the stairs

I'm hoping and praying that a certain tooth obsessed wanker who posts utter shite will come down with a severe attack of Genghivitis of the gums and fuck off.

Have you ever realised that if the current economic crisis continues, the only two banks left remaining will be the blood bank and the sperm bank, and then in true economic reform these two banks will eventually merge. Then that will lead us back to where we are today. Banks full of bleeding wankers!

I was shagging my 30 stone missus in bed last nigit, and said "Can we turn the light off"? She replied "Why, do you find me that repulsive"? I said "No, it's because it's burning my arse"

A new American Football team has been formed from players who are shirtlifters. They're going to be called "The Green Bay Fudgepackers" Rumour has it that they've signed Elton John as a wide receiver.