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"Thousands queue to see Pope Francis lying in state." Given that there are 1.4 billion Catholics in the world I'd say that's a pretty shit turnout.

I fancied a Chinese earlier. Then I found out she had a cock. Talk about sweet and sour.

Which journalist was the first to report on the ice cream man stabbed to death? Whoever it was, they got the scoop. I'll bet when the cops found the suspects they yelled "Freeze!" Justice will be served! They'll never get ouf of prison, even if they're 99 Those killers were emotionless, cold as ice. When I heard one of the murderers was a guy I thought, how dare 'e? Those killers should have spent more time in sundae school. They should put them on suicide watch, they might top themselves. and so on...

Rick Buckler was in The Jam ...and now he's toast

You shouldn't look down on homeless people. However they are usually sitting on the floor.

During cunnilingus some guys like to gently blow on the pussy to create a nice sensation for the lady. Wherease Wayne Rooney does it to get the dust off.

If you think about it, a swimming pool is just a giant public bidet.

"Mexico sends firefighters to help tackle blazes in California" Probably because they want their land back?

Met Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents. That'll upset the niggers, pakis, gooks, kikes, goatfuckers, faggots, shemales and fat ugly feminists everywhere.

Dyin' Keaton