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Met Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents. That'll upset the niggers, pakis, gooks, kikes, goatfuckers, faggots, shemales and fat ugly feminists everywhere.

Dyin' Keaton

I've got lesions, you know what I mean?

I fancied a Chinese earlier. Then I found out she had a cock. Talk about sweet and sour.

Which journalist was the first to report on the ice cream man stabbed to death? Whoever it was, they got the scoop. I'll bet when the cops found the suspects they yelled "Freeze!" Justice will be served! They'll never get ouf of prison, even if they're 99 Those killers were emotionless, cold as ice. When I heard one of the murderers was a guy I thought, how dare 'e? Those killers should have spent more time in sundae school. They should put them on suicide watch, they might top themselves. and so on...

Ex-priest Christopher Brain found guilty of 17 indecent assaults. It's a shocking case, the assaults were all against women.

Went to a pub earlier and the barmaid was outside with a couple of bouncers. No security staff, just her and her massive tits.

I wonder if the bloke who invented 'No More Nails' got the idea while interred in a POW camp during the Vietnam war?

I think it's great that Ellie Goldstein will be on Strictly Come Dancing. I'd never had googled 'Jewish stance on abortion' otherwise.

Ozzy Osgone