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How do you milk sheep? Release another iPhone
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What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone “Wing Wing” “Arrow”
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Last night I shagged the missus up the arse then she sucked my shitty cock off till I came in her mouth. But this morning I'm the disgusting pig for drinking milk straight from the bottle
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We were so poor growing up that for breakfast we had ordinary K
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Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs. Just 5 minutes more.
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To the Scumbag that stole 300 cans of RedBull from my shop, I don't know how you can sleep at night.
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What did the Gender fluid teenager get for Christmas? Ignored,the attention seeking twat.
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When I was a kid my parents used to make me walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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"If you win the lottery the first thing I want you to buy me is a boob job and facelift" said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers last night, "Well actually the first things I would get is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied "Why bother tarting that old thing up, you might as well get a new one" she retorted "My point exactly"
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Just been offered 8 legs of Venison for £50 Is this two deer?
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