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famousamos

8 years ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : 2

"If you win the lottery the first thing I want you to buy me is a boob job and facelift" said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers last night, "Well actually the first things I would get is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied "Why bother tarting that old thing up, you might as well get a new one" she retorted "My point exactly"

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dogsbody14 Thank fuck the scousers that were run over weren't Jewish, or we'd never hear the fucking end of it!!

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dogsbody14 Not quite up to lennywankstain and his mastership of comedy classics,but,it's close! Good try! 😆😆

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dogsbody14 @guidofawkes....I'm surprised the wanker hasn't floated this on the stockmarket!!

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urquhart Thats fucking shite you stupid cunt.

1 hours ago - View Post

guidofawkes ….fair play to ya lad, you’ve managed to write the most miserably pointless, unfunny piece of fuckin’ shit ever to appear on this site….

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