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A robber broke into a house and a parrot in the corner said, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber paid him no attention and keep bagging his goods. The parrot repeated, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber said, “What’s your name, stupid bird?” The bird said “Moses, and Jesus is watching you.” The robber says, "what kinda stupid people name their bird Moses?" The bird says, "the same kinda people who name their pit bull Jesus!
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Derby County are said to be interested in signing former England international Ashley Cole.... .....according to sources at Elland Road.
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I'm so glad I didn't post my Jim'll fix it letter when I was a child.. ..it said "Dear Jim please could you fix it for me to walk like John Wayne".
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Why did Stephen Lawrence run like fuck? He was about to be stabbed
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A heavy set guy was showering at the gym when a gym rat hollered 'Hey man, how long since you seen your dick'? hahaha. 'Why dont you diet'? Replying...'why, what color is it now'?
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I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody! I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.
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FUNNIMAN YOU WEE FENIAN PAEDO CELTIC SUPPORTER BIG JOCK FUCKING KNEW
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Why was Stephen Lawrence killed? Because he was fucking black
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In which olympic event do coffee beans win gold? Decafalon
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