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Why did Stephen Lawrence run like fuck? He was about to be stabbed

In which olympic event do coffee beans win gold? Decafalon

Why was Stephen Lawrence killed? Because he was fucking black

Stephen Lawrence

FUNNIMAN YOU WEE FENIAN PAEDO CELTIC SUPPORTER BIG JOCK FUCKING KNEW

I saw this girl crying in the pub so I went up to her and asked what was wrong. "I split up with my boyfriend because he's a sexist pig." "I'm a great listener if you want to tell me more." I replied. "But you don't even know me," She cried, "why would you want to listen to me?" "Because you have massive tits."

I wanted to be a lumberjack but i couldn't hack it. So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate. So i studied to become a doctor but i didn't have the patience. So I become a tailor but the job never suited me. So i worked in a shoe shop but i couldn't fit in. So i became a chef but i never had the thyme.

A robber broke into a house and a parrot in the corner said, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber paid him no attention and keep bagging his goods. The parrot repeated, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber said, “What’s your name, stupid bird?” The bird said “Moses, and Jesus is watching you.” The robber says, "what kinda stupid people name their bird Moses?" The bird says, "the same kinda people who name their pit bull Jesus!

I'm so glad I didn't post my Jim'll fix it letter when I was a child.. ..it said "Dear Jim please could you fix it for me to walk like John Wayne".

I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody! I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.