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What is the biggest type of bed? The sea bed. (My wife came up with this one)
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What type of drug can you take if you have an allergic reaction to Rowan Atkinson? Anti-MisterBeans (I'll get my coat)
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What do you get if you cross a fashion designer and an IED? Georgio One-armey
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The health secretary, home secretary and chancellor have formed a new cabinet band - the band name being a composite of their own names. Priti-Ishi-Cock are releasing their debut single, "the cops only batter women for their own safety" on ToryCunt Recordings next week.
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Following the Oprah interview, the queen has ordered her lawyers to have her grandson silenced legally. Harry Gaggarty.
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I was enjoying an historic wank when I was kicked out of the battle of hastings reenactment.
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I change my boxers every 10 minutes... just in case I've asymptomatically shat my pants.
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I was reading a book about an undercover cop who infiltrated the KKK in America's deep south: "I found myself surrounded by a community of old, fat, sweaty, balding white supremacist types saying the most vile and racist stuff I'd ever heard. The captain then told me to stop browsing sickipedia as he needed me to go undercover and infiltrate the KKK."
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BREAKING NEWS: Simon Cowell's bike to be awarded MBE for services to music.
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Just rehearsing my audition for the next series of X Factor. I'm going to be performing "Broken Back in Black" by AC/DC.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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