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A new business has just opened up around the corner from my house. It's half osteopath clinic, half hessian store. It's called "Crack Back n Sack"
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Q : What is the name of Rio and Anton Ferdinand's homosexual sister? A : Lez Ferdinand.
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Just seen that picasso painting of Spanish people on ecstasy, Guernica. (The joke is uber shit but fuck it)
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Me: I got fired at work for saying "Hello, Sir Les". Mate: You spoke to Les Ferdinand? Me: No, Claire Balding.
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I've just written a pilot for a new show where a cosmetic surgeon helps gay men look more oriental. It's called 'Jap eye for the queer guy'
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I've just seen a new show where an over zealous rabbi performs a circumscision before preparing a steak and ale pastry dish. It's called "Jap eye for the beer pie".
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Interviewer: Marcel, what is your proudest achievement? Is it your two champions league wins, your world cup winners medal, winning the euro championships or running your own orphanage perhaps? Desailly: None of those, it was getting that fat useless prick Big Ron kicked off the telly.
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What type of drug can you take if you have an allergic reaction to Rowan Atkinson? Anti-MisterBeans (I'll get my coat)
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Dwight Yorke, a Shrodinger's dad.
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Reporter: "Dwight, how do you feel about the news that Harvey has been moved out of intensive care?" Dwight: "Who? Oh yeah him...that's great news, he is a key member of So Solid Crew"
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